At Monkhammer, we roast our beans so fresh, they barely have time to unpack their bags — everything ships within a week of roast time, because stale coffee is for sad breakroom drip machines. Our beans are ethically sourced, which means every cup supports the farmers and your moral high ground. Expect bold flavors that punch through your morning fog like a jazz solo played on a chainsaw — loud, complex, and oddly satisfying. It’s boutique coffee with a conscience — and a bit of an attitude.

We’re not your cozy neighborhood coffee roaster—we’re the caffeine-fueled misfit with a blowtorch and a mission. Our beans are roasted loud, fast, and unapologetically bold, blasting past boring blends with punchy profiles and rebel energy. Ethically sourced, fire-breathing flavor bombs that wake you up, slap your taste buds, and tell your overpriced “vanilla mist” to sit down. This is coffee with edge. This is roast with attitude.